Damon: I'M NOT SORRY I'VE BEEN AN ASSHOLE AND AM SELFISH AND TOTALLY WRONG FOR YOU OK
Elena: OH YEAH WELL I'M NOT SORRY FOR TOTALLY AGREEING WITH YOU AND STILL WANTING TO HAVE YOUR RAVEN HAIRED BLUE EYES BABIES BECAUSE I LOVE YOU YOU DUMBASS
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment
petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
needcrayonstofloat: scarfheadproblems: needcrayonstofloat: scarfheadproblems: anti-prom at my house! you are only invited if your name is hajrah or samia doe my name is samia! ok who r u???? how do I reply? okay. I am special. I am me. Listen you little shits….this is not okay.
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
injomospants: As hilarious as the finale was for everyone, imagine paul wesley’s reaction when he first read the script?
MAY 16, 2013 WAS THE DAY DAMON SALVATORE GOT...
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
dont-argue-with-your-serperior: im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
brittabaggles: do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
svveetlemonade: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
me: *writes one sentence for my homework*
me: I CAN'T DO THIS