May 2013
Damon: I'M NOT SORRY I'VE BEEN AN ASSHOLE AND AM SELFISH AND TOTALLY WRONG FOR YOU OK
Elena: OH YEAH WELL I'M NOT SORRY FOR TOTALLY AGREEING WITH YOU AND STILL WANTING TO HAVE YOUR RAVEN HAIRED BLUE EYES BABIES BECAUSE I LOVE YOU YOU DUMBASS
May 22nd
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May 21st
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fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
May 19th
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May 19th
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tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment 
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 
May 18th
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May 18th
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needcrayonstofloat: scarfheadproblems: needcrayonstofloat: scarfheadproblems: anti-prom at my house!  you are only invited if your name is hajrah or samia doe my name is samia! ok who r u???? how do I reply? okay. I am special. I am me. Listen you little shits….this is not okay.
May 18th
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boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
May 18th
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May 18th
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my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
May 17th
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injomospants: As hilarious as the finale was for everyone, imagine paul wesley’s reaction when he first read the script?
May 17th
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MAY 16, 2013 WAS THE DAY DAMON SALVATORE GOT...
myotpdelena:
May 17th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 8th
809 notes
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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dont-argue-with-your-serperior: im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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brittabaggles: do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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svveetlemonade: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 
May 6th
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stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
May 6th
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me: *writes one sentence for my homework*
me: I CAN'T DO THIS
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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