bases for normal people:
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
Me: Can i have your babies?
One Direction: ....What?
Me: Can i have your autograph?
One Direction: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think i said?
One Direction: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
One Direction: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.